So you didn’t make the rugby team due to your chronic asthma but who cares when you’re a member of THE STARFLEET ACADEMY!
This ring will show those jocks just who they are messing with as you flash it at them and threaten to “beam them up”.
Tungsten Carbide (it's right there!)
They weren’t impressed with your intergalactic bravado? Better make a quick getaway…
This Starship Enterprise ring will get you out of any high school wedgy situation at warp speed!
Topaz & Diamond in Platinum
If there is a bright centre to society, then nerds are on the strata that it’s farthest from.
No need to feel lonely though, this trusty astromech companion will always be there to remind you you’re a winner… in-spite of the evidence.
Sapphire, Ruby & Diamond in Platinum
Does your nerd status leave you emotionally encased in Carbonite? Are you in a state of perfectly preserved hybernation waiting for a Princess to rescue you?
Let the world know how you feel with this tribute to Hanibal Solo
Newcomer Poe Dameron would never let being in a nerd movie franchise hold him back, that guy is like cat-nip for chicks.
Invoke your inner Poe with this ring inspired by the view of the back of his custom X-Wing as it flies away with m'lady's hearts.
Fire Opal & Diamond in Black Titanium
Dr Who? ...Dr Who Gives One, amiright? If you want to never ever be in a relationship with anyone then this ring is for you.
It looks like the tardis on top spins on it's axis for added anti-sex appeal.
Sapphire & Diamond in Platinum
The One Ring
Lots of nerds, when engaged in a social situation that involves talking to someone, wish they could just disappear.
With this ring you'll never have to make eye contact again as you switch between Middle Earth and the ethereal realm at will. May contain ring wraiths.
Plain Gold & Elven Magic
You know the score, you're out a-wooing m'lady when suddenly your cloak slips off your shoulder and lands in a heap on the floor ruining the mystique you have woven.
You need to get yourself to Lothlórien mate, get one of them elven brooches. They'll clean that cloak slippery right up.
Enamel in Plain Silver & Elven Magic
Ring of Barahir
Not sure about this, we're venturing into Silmarillion territory for the backstory here and that is a location only the truely commited to celebacy should encroach.
Aragorn is a bit of a ponce when it comes to emotions and whatnot so this will fit your nerd like a mithril glove ...gauntlet?
Tsavorite in Silver & Girly Emotions
When the chinese burns and wet willys gets too much, some nerds mentally escape to a fantasy realm where they are 8ft armour plated killing machines mowing down their bullies with gay abandon.
On returning to reality, they might like this reminder of the intergalactic war they wage in their minds.
The Tri Force
What's better than winning the heart of a Japanese fantasy Princess? Easy, imagining yourself as the androgynous elf-like man-child who rescues said Princess.
Better slap a ring on Zelda's finger quick, before she realises you're a nerd! This his and hers matching set will do the trick.
Sapphire, Ruby & Emerald in Gold
As videogames become more main stream and acceptable, many timid nerds find themselves withdrawing deeper into game nerdism, wherein lie the JRPG's.
Display you affiliation with effeminate men, sassy women and nonsensical plots with this Final Fantasy ring.
White Gold with Yellow Gold Overlay
Harry Potter... God, I hate that pap. Public Schoolboy garbage filling decent working class kids head's with nonsense about upper class schooling and dragons and stuff... probably?
Never read it, never will either but he seems massively popular with nerds so here's a ring to buy your little wizard.
Gold & The Tears of The Proletariat
Even on the lowest rung of the social ladder there is a hierarchy with the very bottom spot reserved for anime nerds…
If you’re one of these and you're not currently drowning in your own tears, maybe you’d like this Pokémon ring for when you never, ever get engaged.
Ruby, Black & White Diamonds in Gold
What's that? You did get engaged, inspite of the many, many obsticles in your way? You'll be needing a Pokéring then so no other master trainer tries to tame your Jigglypuff from under you.
This is just the ticket and please, please can I meet her, I've got to know...
Ruby & Diamond in Platinum
The Green Lantern, as far as superheroes go, has all the appeal of an exploritory camera... but at least the dude actually has a ring!
If you're one of the 1% (Lantern fans) of the 1% (comic fans) of the 1% (nerds) then this must be like a really boring dream come true.
Nobody cares, Green Lantern is crap.
If you're gonna invoke a favourite comic book character then why not choose super edgy alchoholic Tony Stark.
He was adequately portrayed by Robert Downey Jr and everybody says you look just like him if he was spotty faced, socially crippled and about 15 stone heavier.
J.A.R.V.I.S.'s metled curcuitry.
Ah, Superman, the PG-13 of superheroes and about as interesting as a Sunday school outing but I reckon his stock has risen after that latest blockbuster movie from Zack Snyder…
…what’s that, universally panned by fans and critics alike and set the movie industry back 50 years you say?
The ashes of Zack Snyder's career.